~~f.u.n.n.y..~~

something i read on the web..it's funny..tp tak tau la how the kaum male would take it...let me know what do u think of it...:)



WIFE VS. HUSBAND



A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



W O R D S



A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION



A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"



THE SILENT TREATMENT



A man and his wife were having someproblems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."



whether these stories are true,i'm not very sure myself since tak pernah mengalaminya...but i like it...hehe

-MeOrAdIfiMiYuN-

hmmm...since arini aku abeh kelas awai sbb bdk2 dah tak sbr nak alik kg,aku pun membelek2 la gmbr2 yg ada dlm pendrive aku...guess what??aih penuh ngan gmbr adi ja...of coz gmbr aku pun ada la...and tgh dok belek2 tuh,timbul la plak hajat di hati nak meletakkan gmbr2nya since he's born untill now..enjoy his faces!!

captured on 6th of january 2005

(a day after he was born)

adi nek buai!!!opahchu siap jht bj specially for him tuh!!

zaman menerap adi..this was his feveret spot coz he can actually slide freely.. takdak kapet nak kacau idup dia..hehe makan sampai muka belemuih..michik dia yg suap time tuh sbb tuh belemuih sesgt... michik tak reti suap ka??aparaa...

during raya time..muka mcm bdk besar tp hakikatnya umur tak sampai sethn pun lagi..

awat mata adi t'beliak??hehe
time nih br nak reti senyum time tngkp gmbr
tak bleh jalan lagi!!!dok la dlm krusi adi tuh...
showing off his tiny miny teeth....
time nih p usha umah kat ipoh..posing tngkp gmbr skali.. adorable tak ank sdr sorng nih??hehe
i'm two years old!!!
as usual,dun know what is happening...typical of him
meor adi fimiyun and yang azizah and thier mothers..azizah sbnrnya lagi tua dari adi but adi is soo taller than her...but for the kepetahan b'ckp,adi kalah rr...haha

on michik's day where he actually merajuk with michik sbb michik very tak layan dia dat day..what to do..michik had to do something else la adi...kuat majuk la bdk nih...

and on 15th of august 2008 which is esok,i'm going to see him!!!yeay2!!!haha..

sooo veryy cluuummsyy.....

aduihai..awat la aku nih slalu clumsy sesangat...b4 nih,aku tak la t'prsn about the clumsy thing...but ever since aku kuar from umah and msuk matriks,baru la t'prsn...every time aku jumpa a new place,i will actually jatuh or langgar bnda..maybe sbb not very familiar with place lagi kot...

time matriks,bnyk bnd yg aku langgar...dari katil sampai la dlm shower tgh dok mandi pun bleh injured...bnyk gak la lebam time tuh..roomate aku time tuh pelik tgka ku...maunya tak..asyik dok langgar smua bnd..if bnd2 yg aku langgar tuh kecik,understandable la gak...tp nih smua nya yg besar2...pintu pun aku penah langgar...

time upm,huhu...paling slalu jatuh and paling slalu t'golek..aduihai...time nih yg paling kritikal skali tahap clumsy aku nih...aku pun tak tau brapa kali aku penah jatuh kat floor 2nd melati tuh..kepala aku pun dah tak larat nak benjol...asik terantuk ja...huhu..very sakit wooo...bukan setakat kat floor,otw pi kelas pun penah...jatuh sbb salah pijak pavement pun penah...t'lnggr kpla paip pun penah...kaki t'sangkut between akar pokok pun penah...adoi..teruknya aku nih...huhu

time kat kym,time nih dah okeh sket la...tp still penah jatuh gak...tangga merupakan feveret place for me to jatuh..dpn student plak tuh..slamat bkn student aku..so tak la malu sgt... tak pun sbb dah slalu sgt jatuh,dah t'biasa n perasaan malu tuh dah t'kurang sket..

now, in uitm...w'pun baru 4 bulan aku keja cni,AKU DAH MEMALUKAN DIRI AKU!!!!this actually happend last week during class hour...as usual aku dok ajar2 tuh,b'leter kat student sbb depa smua ngantuk...so,i said to them,'ok2,we finished this and then we'll take a break'...baru ja nak start ajar alik,skali hset aku bunyi la plak...aku t'lupa nak silent...aku pun dgn kelam kabutnya,b'gegas ke beg nak angkt phone...btw,dlm kelas tuh guna kipas since it's a new building,tak dak aircond lagi and i have to langkah da wayar...malangnya,kakiku TERSANGKUT di wayar kipas tuh...tapi aku tak la jatuh...kipas tuh yg jatuh..wakaka...malunya!!!dah la infront of the whole class...student aku smua jerit 'MISS'!!!malu2...

and i said to them'dun worry..sj je tuh buat gimik infront of u guys...tak nak awak ngantuk'...hehe..best tak ayat cover aku??adeh tapi sakit gak la kaki aku time tuh tp maintain ja smbg ngjr...huhuhu...

moral of the story, jgn jadi macam aku!!!!malu2....huhu