~semangat student~

for this weeek aku dah tak tau nak ngajar apa sbnrnya...student dah semangat nak alik raya..jgn kata student,aku pun dah in the mood of beraya...tu yg jd blurr tak tau nak buat apa dlm kls...nak cancel kls,uih tarak bleh maa...so instead of doing nothing n ngarut aja dlm kls, aku srh dak2 aku act in kls..haha sng keja..depa prepare and tgk aja..wakaka

so thiw was what i did with them..i gave them a fairy tale story..asked them to go and search for the story and present in class...b'lakon alik la nih krnya...i gave them the story last monday and they were suppose to present it yesterday and today..aku ingt msti bdk2 nih buat cincai aja sbb tak cukup time...and the result,I WAS WRONG...rupanya penuh semangat lagi student2 aku nih..siap ada buat recording sbb depa buat miming...tp unfortunatly,sound system out cket...tp for the effort,aku bg A!!

t'haru gak aku tgk bdk2 nih b'ia prepare for the presentation..eventhough not all of them but still ada yg tried...and during the presentation,i manage to capture few shots of the students in class..

1st group doing guliver's travel..nih la group yg buat miming tuh

2nd group yg aku suka..buat creta hansel and gretel..siap ada pnjr lagi

yg plg aku suka..depa buat puppet show creta ugly duckling..

and da ugly duckling turns into a beatiful swan...tadaa~

da whole class..ini la student2 sem 1 aku..

and today,smua nak abh kls awai sbb nak cabut alik umah..dah nak RAYA!!!!yea...

lOoong ride

last week,di atas invitation dilla,aliaa and zaffa (matriks buddies) aku telah menurunkan diriku ini ke kl..da idea of going down to kl mmg la best tp bla igt kn journeynya...adoi sesak nafas...
tp dah sbb lama tak m'enjoykn diri ngan kengkawan,aku trn la gak...

tmbg bas???mahai babe!!!rm 43.00...dr rm33.00 dia naik 10 hinggit...waaa...t'kejut gue..tapi dah nak pi gak kan,beli la gak..so last friday aku pun nek bas ke kl...

during that very long2 ride,aku observe org2 kat dlm bas tuh..dapat plak seat blkng,mmg sng rr nak observe org (hobi baru aku)...dlm dok2 belek2 tuh,ada la beberapa perkara yg aku t'perasan..ada yg lawak and ada gak yg tak brp nak best....antaranya:-

1. ada 2/3 guys on the bus wore sunglasses...mula2 tuh pk gak..kenapakah nak pakai sunglasses di dlm bas..mn logiknya??panas sgt ka dlm bas smpi kn pakai sunglasses??lama dok perati,at last aku dapat jwpnnya..rupa2nya,depa guna sebab nak tdoq...cover mata la nih..nak gelap kot..or depa nak nmpk macho while sleeping??tapi macho apanya mulut t'nganga??haha....

2. 2nd thing yg aku notice,i'm not very sure of it..masa bus stopped at a'star and picked up new passengers,there was this guy sat in front of me..with the rest of the geng yg pakai sunglasses nih...awai2 tuh,depa dok sembang2 btween them ja..that is sooo fine with me..suddenly,aku t'tngkp bunyi plastik sweets di buang..ala bunyi mcm kita slalu buat dlm kelas time ngntuk tuh..that time,aku t'pk, "mamat nih tak posa ka??" rileks ja mkn depan org...ada ka patut??

3. if mamat dpn aku mkn sweets,bas diver tuh plak,aiseh,bau rokok..aku nih alergik cket bau rokok..sng bersin if t'bau..so when the bus driver jln pi blkng,mak aih,bau "harum semerbak" menusuk hidungku ini...aku t'pk satu ja...tak posa gak ka???

aih..mcm2 yg aku tgk during my ride...tu yg aku nmpk..yg tak nmpk,tak tau la kan..ish3.....

al-fatihah

dimohon sapa2 yg baca blog nih,tlg sedekahkan al fatihah pada student2 uitm arau perlis yg baru aja meninggal dunia yesterday and today...

got the story this morning from my students..it seems that those yg involved with the accident were sem 1 student..kwn bdk2 nih laa...they were from perak..pi perak sbb melawat abg slh sorng depa nih sbb accident gak..they rented a car (kancil) drove to perak and the accident happend on the way back to perlis...accident kat sungai bakap around 6.30pm..some said they were rushing sbb dah nak bukak posa...i'm not sure bout that

by the way,accidentnya langgar pokok jati and the kancil t'belah dua..two of them (drive and co driver) died there and then..a student told me yg co driver tuh t'burai isi perut..t'belah perut la kot..yg driver tuh putus urat saraf kat otak..tuh yg meninggal on the spot...

the other 3,sempat pi hospital,but unfortunately,sorng meninggal kat hospital last nite...and the newest story,lagi sorng meninggal gak tadi around pkui 1 tadi..bones dia hancur...adoi sakitnya..kiranya yg survive from the accident sorng aja la...and the parents took him back to shah alam..dgr kt dia pth tengkuk aja..not as serious as the rest...

adoi..dgr creta tadi,t'kejut gak la....most of my students arini feeling very2 gloomy and sad..yo la kan kawan sdr kan..and to think they were only 18 years old....muda tuh..
well alhamdulillah coz of meninggal dlm bulan ramadhan,t'lepas dari azab kubur..it's just how they die,tuh yg mcm sengsaranya...hopefully the family will be strong to face the news...

sOmE SiLlY BuT tRue deFiNiTiOn

are the definitons true???

1. School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
2. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
3. Nurse: A person who wakes U up to give you sleeping pills.
4. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
5. Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
6. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
7. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
8. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
9. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
10. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
11. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
12. Father: A banker provided by nature.
13. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
14. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
15. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
16. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
17. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
18. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
19. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
20. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth..
21. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
22. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
23. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
24. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
25. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

apa pendapat anda???

~~f.u.n.n.y..~~

something i read on the web..it's funny..tp tak tau la how the kaum male would take it...let me know what do u think of it...:)



WIFE VS. HUSBAND



A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



W O R D S



A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION



A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"



THE SILENT TREATMENT



A man and his wife were having someproblems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."



whether these stories are true,i'm not very sure myself since tak pernah mengalaminya...but i like it...hehe

-MeOrAdIfiMiYuN-

hmmm...since arini aku abeh kelas awai sbb bdk2 dah tak sbr nak alik kg,aku pun membelek2 la gmbr2 yg ada dlm pendrive aku...guess what??aih penuh ngan gmbr adi ja...of coz gmbr aku pun ada la...and tgh dok belek2 tuh,timbul la plak hajat di hati nak meletakkan gmbr2nya since he's born untill now..enjoy his faces!!

captured on 6th of january 2005

(a day after he was born)

adi nek buai!!!opahchu siap jht bj specially for him tuh!!

zaman menerap adi..this was his feveret spot coz he can actually slide freely.. takdak kapet nak kacau idup dia..hehe makan sampai muka belemuih..michik dia yg suap time tuh sbb tuh belemuih sesgt... michik tak reti suap ka??aparaa...

during raya time..muka mcm bdk besar tp hakikatnya umur tak sampai sethn pun lagi..

awat mata adi t'beliak??hehe
time nih br nak reti senyum time tngkp gmbr
tak bleh jalan lagi!!!dok la dlm krusi adi tuh...
showing off his tiny miny teeth....
time nih p usha umah kat ipoh..posing tngkp gmbr skali.. adorable tak ank sdr sorng nih??hehe
i'm two years old!!!
as usual,dun know what is happening...typical of him
meor adi fimiyun and yang azizah and thier mothers..azizah sbnrnya lagi tua dari adi but adi is soo taller than her...but for the kepetahan b'ckp,adi kalah rr...haha

on michik's day where he actually merajuk with michik sbb michik very tak layan dia dat day..what to do..michik had to do something else la adi...kuat majuk la bdk nih...

and on 15th of august 2008 which is esok,i'm going to see him!!!yeay2!!!haha..

sooo veryy cluuummsyy.....

aduihai..awat la aku nih slalu clumsy sesangat...b4 nih,aku tak la t'prsn about the clumsy thing...but ever since aku kuar from umah and msuk matriks,baru la t'prsn...every time aku jumpa a new place,i will actually jatuh or langgar bnda..maybe sbb not very familiar with place lagi kot...

time matriks,bnyk bnd yg aku langgar...dari katil sampai la dlm shower tgh dok mandi pun bleh injured...bnyk gak la lebam time tuh..roomate aku time tuh pelik tgka ku...maunya tak..asyik dok langgar smua bnd..if bnd2 yg aku langgar tuh kecik,understandable la gak...tp nih smua nya yg besar2...pintu pun aku penah langgar...

time upm,huhu...paling slalu jatuh and paling slalu t'golek..aduihai...time nih yg paling kritikal skali tahap clumsy aku nih...aku pun tak tau brapa kali aku penah jatuh kat floor 2nd melati tuh..kepala aku pun dah tak larat nak benjol...asik terantuk ja...huhu..very sakit wooo...bukan setakat kat floor,otw pi kelas pun penah...jatuh sbb salah pijak pavement pun penah...t'lnggr kpla paip pun penah...kaki t'sangkut between akar pokok pun penah...adoi..teruknya aku nih...huhu

time kat kym,time nih dah okeh sket la...tp still penah jatuh gak...tangga merupakan feveret place for me to jatuh..dpn student plak tuh..slamat bkn student aku..so tak la malu sgt... tak pun sbb dah slalu sgt jatuh,dah t'biasa n perasaan malu tuh dah t'kurang sket..

now, in uitm...w'pun baru 4 bulan aku keja cni,AKU DAH MEMALUKAN DIRI AKU!!!!this actually happend last week during class hour...as usual aku dok ajar2 tuh,b'leter kat student sbb depa smua ngantuk...so,i said to them,'ok2,we finished this and then we'll take a break'...baru ja nak start ajar alik,skali hset aku bunyi la plak...aku t'lupa nak silent...aku pun dgn kelam kabutnya,b'gegas ke beg nak angkt phone...btw,dlm kelas tuh guna kipas since it's a new building,tak dak aircond lagi and i have to langkah da wayar...malangnya,kakiku TERSANGKUT di wayar kipas tuh...tapi aku tak la jatuh...kipas tuh yg jatuh..wakaka...malunya!!!dah la infront of the whole class...student aku smua jerit 'MISS'!!!malu2...

and i said to them'dun worry..sj je tuh buat gimik infront of u guys...tak nak awak ngantuk'...hehe..best tak ayat cover aku??adeh tapi sakit gak la kaki aku time tuh tp maintain ja smbg ngjr...huhuhu...

moral of the story, jgn jadi macam aku!!!!malu2....huhu

s.a.k.i.t..p.e.r.u.t..

adeh..penatnya...baru pukul 10 tp dah rasa penat sesgt..why??sbb last tuesday, aku kena KERACUNAN MAKANAN..alahai..sakit gila perut aku that nite..tp bila d'pikiaq2 alik,why do this things jd teruk bila dah really late at nite..

like what happened to me,mlm tuh dh rs perut tak brp nak best..mama called earlier and tny makan apa..i told mama tak mkn apa only minum milo with biskut sbb perut x best..after the call,pi mkn sat,and then around 11,truih tdoq..which is awai la..br aja lena dlm stgh jam,aduih skt perut menjadi b'tmbh serius..lari pi toilet (which is not that far la..in the same room ja pun)and start to throw up..and benda tuh cont for the whole night..

all together 4 times vomiting,and tak tau la brp kali dok pi toilet sbb diarrhea..so to cut the story short,went to the clinic,check2 and got MC for the day..dok la sorng2 kat umah (which is very sad),made moi and forced myslef to eat it sbb nak mkn ubat kan..and the moi is very tak sedap..maybe sbb kosong and tasteless..tp ada rupa mcm the nasi adi eats everyday..

moral of the story,watch out for the things we eat...if tak,jadi la mcm aku yg slalu senang sangat sakit perut dr kecik sampai la skarang..if nak di compare kn ngan my other siblings,aku la yg paling sng kena penyakit..huhu

1st class!!

yesterday was my 1s day teaching here..hahaha..biasa la when it comes to classes,aku mmg la slalunya teramat cuak..sapa ja yg tak tau aku gabra nak masuk klass..hehe..smuanya memberikan semangat 'GO BOLEH GO' kat aku..haha..nak t'gelak la gak..

sbnrnya,aku nih mmg slalu gabra nak msk kls..eventhough dah stat lama kls tuh,tp setiap kali nak msk aku still nervous..darah gemuruh melampau kot..hehe so,yesterday,aku telah meng'enter'kan dr to all of my classes..gabra2 pun,kena msk gak la...

my class stat pkui 8pg..awai tuh..kls aku smua nya pg kecuali ari selasa..masuk2 kls,alih2 17 org ja yd turn up..alahai,cketnya..tp lega gak la..majoritinya prmpn..out of 17,16 stdnt prmpn and the other one tuh la hero dlm kelas aku..iqbal nama dia..sng la nak igt sbb dia sorng laki kan..muka aku dah t'lupa cket..hehe

my 2nd class,pergh ramai btoi stdnt nya...47 org...slmt la aku dah biasa ngan kls bsr kat kym dlu..so dah bleh tune sora n tak dak la t'kjt sgt tgk depa ramai2..lgpun,bdk 1st sem br..hehe..smua mmg obidient laa..baru lg..bleh la kan..

my 3rd class,pkui 2.30 ptg..adoihai...panasnya kls ptg tuh...dah la kelas tak dak aircond,huu pns sesgt..dah la aku sesat,tak jmpa kls..huhu..penat pusing satu building cr bilik..msk2,tgk muka stdnt smua dah t'bkr sbb panas..sian gak kat depa nih..tp thn ja la kan..

my last class,smbg at 3.30..lawak bdk2 nih..they thought the lecturer wolud be someone chinese since nama yg kuar kat jadual depa tu 'YANG' aja..so eventhough depa smpi awai,tp depa tak msk..dok la kat luar tuh..luckily depa t'grk ati nak msk and tny..if tak,dok la kat luar tuh lama2..kls nih,sat aja..dlm 4 plus aku dah end kls..pns sgt and smua dah tak thn..

adoi2..penat..tak tau la cmna pasnih...arinih ada kls at 10..sejam ja kls aku arinih..huhu..k la..nak p ready for the class..nak buat game ja pun..feveret thing to do..hehe:)