~~f.u.n.n.y..~~

something i read on the web..it's funny..tp tak tau la how the kaum male would take it...let me know what do u think of it...:)



WIFE VS. HUSBAND



A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



W O R D S



A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION



A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"



THE SILENT TREATMENT



A man and his wife were having someproblems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."



whether these stories are true,i'm not very sure myself since tak pernah mengalaminya...but i like it...hehe

-MeOrAdIfiMiYuN-

hmmm...since arini aku abeh kelas awai sbb bdk2 dah tak sbr nak alik kg,aku pun membelek2 la gmbr2 yg ada dlm pendrive aku...guess what??aih penuh ngan gmbr adi ja...of coz gmbr aku pun ada la...and tgh dok belek2 tuh,timbul la plak hajat di hati nak meletakkan gmbr2nya since he's born untill now..enjoy his faces!!

captured on 6th of january 2005

(a day after he was born)

adi nek buai!!!opahchu siap jht bj specially for him tuh!!

zaman menerap adi..this was his feveret spot coz he can actually slide freely.. takdak kapet nak kacau idup dia..hehe makan sampai muka belemuih..michik dia yg suap time tuh sbb tuh belemuih sesgt... michik tak reti suap ka??aparaa...

during raya time..muka mcm bdk besar tp hakikatnya umur tak sampai sethn pun lagi..

awat mata adi t'beliak??hehe
time nih br nak reti senyum time tngkp gmbr
tak bleh jalan lagi!!!dok la dlm krusi adi tuh...
showing off his tiny miny teeth....
time nih p usha umah kat ipoh..posing tngkp gmbr skali.. adorable tak ank sdr sorng nih??hehe
i'm two years old!!!
as usual,dun know what is happening...typical of him
meor adi fimiyun and yang azizah and thier mothers..azizah sbnrnya lagi tua dari adi but adi is soo taller than her...but for the kepetahan b'ckp,adi kalah rr...haha

on michik's day where he actually merajuk with michik sbb michik very tak layan dia dat day..what to do..michik had to do something else la adi...kuat majuk la bdk nih...

and on 15th of august 2008 which is esok,i'm going to see him!!!yeay2!!!haha..

sooo veryy cluuummsyy.....

aduihai..awat la aku nih slalu clumsy sesangat...b4 nih,aku tak la t'prsn about the clumsy thing...but ever since aku kuar from umah and msuk matriks,baru la t'prsn...every time aku jumpa a new place,i will actually jatuh or langgar bnda..maybe sbb not very familiar with place lagi kot...

time matriks,bnyk bnd yg aku langgar...dari katil sampai la dlm shower tgh dok mandi pun bleh injured...bnyk gak la lebam time tuh..roomate aku time tuh pelik tgka ku...maunya tak..asyik dok langgar smua bnd..if bnd2 yg aku langgar tuh kecik,understandable la gak...tp nih smua nya yg besar2...pintu pun aku penah langgar...

time upm,huhu...paling slalu jatuh and paling slalu t'golek..aduihai...time nih yg paling kritikal skali tahap clumsy aku nih...aku pun tak tau brapa kali aku penah jatuh kat floor 2nd melati tuh..kepala aku pun dah tak larat nak benjol...asik terantuk ja...huhu..very sakit wooo...bukan setakat kat floor,otw pi kelas pun penah...jatuh sbb salah pijak pavement pun penah...t'lnggr kpla paip pun penah...kaki t'sangkut between akar pokok pun penah...adoi..teruknya aku nih...huhu

time kat kym,time nih dah okeh sket la...tp still penah jatuh gak...tangga merupakan feveret place for me to jatuh..dpn student plak tuh..slamat bkn student aku..so tak la malu sgt... tak pun sbb dah slalu sgt jatuh,dah t'biasa n perasaan malu tuh dah t'kurang sket..

now, in uitm...w'pun baru 4 bulan aku keja cni,AKU DAH MEMALUKAN DIRI AKU!!!!this actually happend last week during class hour...as usual aku dok ajar2 tuh,b'leter kat student sbb depa smua ngantuk...so,i said to them,'ok2,we finished this and then we'll take a break'...baru ja nak start ajar alik,skali hset aku bunyi la plak...aku t'lupa nak silent...aku pun dgn kelam kabutnya,b'gegas ke beg nak angkt phone...btw,dlm kelas tuh guna kipas since it's a new building,tak dak aircond lagi and i have to langkah da wayar...malangnya,kakiku TERSANGKUT di wayar kipas tuh...tapi aku tak la jatuh...kipas tuh yg jatuh..wakaka...malunya!!!dah la infront of the whole class...student aku smua jerit 'MISS'!!!malu2...

and i said to them'dun worry..sj je tuh buat gimik infront of u guys...tak nak awak ngantuk'...hehe..best tak ayat cover aku??adeh tapi sakit gak la kaki aku time tuh tp maintain ja smbg ngjr...huhuhu...

moral of the story, jgn jadi macam aku!!!!malu2....huhu

s.a.k.i.t..p.e.r.u.t..

adeh..penatnya...baru pukul 10 tp dah rasa penat sesgt..why??sbb last tuesday, aku kena KERACUNAN MAKANAN..alahai..sakit gila perut aku that nite..tp bila d'pikiaq2 alik,why do this things jd teruk bila dah really late at nite..

like what happened to me,mlm tuh dh rs perut tak brp nak best..mama called earlier and tny makan apa..i told mama tak mkn apa only minum milo with biskut sbb perut x best..after the call,pi mkn sat,and then around 11,truih tdoq..which is awai la..br aja lena dlm stgh jam,aduih skt perut menjadi b'tmbh serius..lari pi toilet (which is not that far la..in the same room ja pun)and start to throw up..and benda tuh cont for the whole night..

all together 4 times vomiting,and tak tau la brp kali dok pi toilet sbb diarrhea..so to cut the story short,went to the clinic,check2 and got MC for the day..dok la sorng2 kat umah (which is very sad),made moi and forced myslef to eat it sbb nak mkn ubat kan..and the moi is very tak sedap..maybe sbb kosong and tasteless..tp ada rupa mcm the nasi adi eats everyday..

moral of the story,watch out for the things we eat...if tak,jadi la mcm aku yg slalu senang sangat sakit perut dr kecik sampai la skarang..if nak di compare kn ngan my other siblings,aku la yg paling sng kena penyakit..huhu

1st class!!

yesterday was my 1s day teaching here..hahaha..biasa la when it comes to classes,aku mmg la slalunya teramat cuak..sapa ja yg tak tau aku gabra nak masuk klass..hehe..smuanya memberikan semangat 'GO BOLEH GO' kat aku..haha..nak t'gelak la gak..

sbnrnya,aku nih mmg slalu gabra nak msk kls..eventhough dah stat lama kls tuh,tp setiap kali nak msk aku still nervous..darah gemuruh melampau kot..hehe so,yesterday,aku telah meng'enter'kan dr to all of my classes..gabra2 pun,kena msk gak la...

my class stat pkui 8pg..awai tuh..kls aku smua nya pg kecuali ari selasa..masuk2 kls,alih2 17 org ja yd turn up..alahai,cketnya..tp lega gak la..majoritinya prmpn..out of 17,16 stdnt prmpn and the other one tuh la hero dlm kelas aku..iqbal nama dia..sng la nak igt sbb dia sorng laki kan..muka aku dah t'lupa cket..hehe

my 2nd class,pergh ramai btoi stdnt nya...47 org...slmt la aku dah biasa ngan kls bsr kat kym dlu..so dah bleh tune sora n tak dak la t'kjt sgt tgk depa ramai2..lgpun,bdk 1st sem br..hehe..smua mmg obidient laa..baru lg..bleh la kan..

my 3rd class,pkui 2.30 ptg..adoihai...panasnya kls ptg tuh...dah la kelas tak dak aircond,huu pns sesgt..dah la aku sesat,tak jmpa kls..huhu..penat pusing satu building cr bilik..msk2,tgk muka stdnt smua dah t'bkr sbb panas..sian gak kat depa nih..tp thn ja la kan..

my last class,smbg at 3.30..lawak bdk2 nih..they thought the lecturer wolud be someone chinese since nama yg kuar kat jadual depa tu 'YANG' aja..so eventhough depa smpi awai,tp depa tak msk..dok la kat luar tuh..luckily depa t'grk ati nak msk and tny..if tak,dok la kat luar tuh lama2..kls nih,sat aja..dlm 4 plus aku dah end kls..pns sgt and smua dah tak thn..

adoi2..penat..tak tau la cmna pasnih...arinih ada kls at 10..sejam ja kls aku arinih..huhu..k la..nak p ready for the class..nak buat game ja pun..feveret thing to do..hehe:)

squash!!

how many of us know how to play squash???nih antara feveret game abah ms muda2 dlu besides swimming...if nak diikutkan alik,abah bleh msk kategori org yg enjoy playing games la...igt lagi ms kecik2 dlu,slalu ikt tgk abah men game..tapi tak igt la kat mn n abah menang ka tak..yg surenya,abah enjoyed the game...

unfortunately,dlm anak2 abah yg 4 org nih,sorng pun tak mewarisi bakat abah men squash...aku pun tak tau awat..not very sure whether my other siblings played it before or not..tp for me,yesterday was my first time men squash..one of my opismate (en bad) ajak kami men before nih..bnyk kali dah ajak tpi ada ja hlngnya..biasa la liat sket nak men..tmbh2 bla tak dak geng..tp smlm,aku and ina (also my opismate) joined him for the 1st time...siap p beli sluar baru tuh..men tak terer gak..gaya ja lebih..normal la kan...

rupanya men squash nih best gak...penat mmg penat..tak gerak pi mana pun u'll be sweating dgn bnyknya..nak kejar bola tuh plak lagi satu hal...ngan nmpk tak nmpknya...but kami b'jy mengharungi a session smlm..men dlm an hour sbb pastuh en bad nak pi amek wife dia...

and today,mak aih, SAKIT TANGAN!!!inilah yg t'jadi bila suddenly men n tak uat warm up...aku nih ketegaq..maleh sket when it comes to warming up and down...as for ina,dia sakit kaki..maunya tak..bnyk buat stunt smlm..hehe..

despite the small2 injuries that we had,mmg best la men squash nih..hrp2 sok men lagi...smgt dah nih...jgn smgt half dah la...mcm yg slalu dok jadi...hehe..b'usahalah!!!!

erkk..accident...

accident is what we call it in english..kemalangan in bahasa...dua bahasa tuh ja yg aku tau pun..i'm sure we've seen it before..maybe ada yg pernah t'libat skali pun..slalunya accident nih slh sapa eh??here,nak creta cket bout what i've seen two days back..smua jd in one day (last tuesday)

1st case-as usual,pg2 kuar nak pi keja la...and as usual,aku amatlah jarang punch in tepat or before 8..in other words,kad slalu merah la..well takpa la sbb kami d'benarkan utk go in and out as we like..but still i HAVE to CHANGE it la..by the way,back to the story..on my way to work dat morning,it was a normal day..it was raining all morning..aku t'lmbt p keja sbb liat nak bgn..hujan kan,makin sdp la tdoq...dan sbb dah t'lmbt,aku pecut gak la pagi tuh...jln straight ja nak opis,makin best la dok pecut tuh..came up to a point,ada polis la plak..mula2 igtkn uat road block tp mcm pelik sbb tak penah uat road block kat ctu..awai2 tuh kecut gak la sbb aku dr awai2 dok pecut..alih2 ropenye ada accident la..between 2 kancil and a landrover..da landrover yg plng blkng skali..leh imagine la apa jd kt kancil yg tgh2 tuh..aiseh mmg remuk rr blkng dia..bkn setakat blkng,dpn dia pun remuk gak la..kancil yg dpn,remuk sket ja and the landrover,like nothing happend...wel,landrover kan,normal la...luckily there weren't any injuries..rsnya la...tak brani nak tgk lama2..takut aku ralik:p

2nd case-as sson as aku arrive kat opis went to my opismate nya blik..had to print and submitt mrkh for the uum students..after finishing everything with the marks and stuff,aku and kak su(my opismate) pi la uum..around 11.30 time tuh..for those yg tak tau,from my opis pi uum tuh dlm 20-30 mnts ja..tak la jauh sgt..but the 'highway' is not like the real highway la...must be very carefull coz bnyk makhluk2 yg melintas dgn sesuka atinya..sat kambing la,anjing la lembu la..tuh bleh d'maafkn la sbb tak b'akai..tp kdg2 org pun buat da same thing..

what happend was, ms on the way tuh,there was this family of 4 on a bike...i really hate that..the father,mother,ank bsr sket dok in front and a baby (the mother was dukung the baby)..as we passed them,aku mmg dok tgk n making faces to the baby (it's a habit..tak leh uat apa)..smpi kat traffic lite,we stopped..msti la kan dah merah but dgn bijak pandainya,si bapak yg bwk 3 org passenger nih TAK STOP!!..and unfortunately,ada another bike coming from the other way...ye la..it's his road so mmg dia ptt jln la..i guess dia pun t'kjt so he honked at the family..what happend to the family was,the father was shocked,dia dah melelong and dah t'kuar dr jln dah pun...nsb bek la tak jatuh..tp aku yg mmg dok perti nih jd cuak gla...baby tuh mcm nak t'cmpk dah aku tgk..aku ngan kak su yg m'jerit lbh dlm kreta..adeh..lama gak la depa berenti kat tepi jln tuh..smtimes people said datin this situation,org2 d'lindungi sbb ada baby..i guess soo...

adoi..untuk sekelian2,b'jaga2 la time nak bwk keta ka motor ka..tmbh2 if ada baby tuh,jgnla simply dukung ja..if accident,kompem la baby tuh t'campak...lagi sng creta,b'hati2 la di jlnry..t'msk la tuk aku skali pun..nyesal tak guna babe...huhu

lo0ong week-chapter 1

last week on tuesday, my frens from kym trn mai uum..they had a kursus kat ctu...used to joined them before tpi ni la kali pertama aku tak join sbg peserta..they arrived that morning n c ros pg2 lagi dah tny tak mo bwk p jln kah??aku pun apa lg,uat la plan nak bwk bdk2 nih jln w/pun aku pun bkn reti sgt jln kat cni...

so dat tuesday,aku masuk opis dlu.did some of my marking then, pkul 10.30 went down to edc(hotel dkt uum) to fetch ros and azrin..arrived at thier room around 11.00 am..igtkn dak2 nih dah ready..alih2 dua2 TAK MANDI LAGI!!!ciss bdk2 ini..aku pnya la kelam kabut alih2 tak ready pun lagi..

tggu dak2 tuh mandi,pastuh kami pun kuar la...igt nak p pdg besar..well that is the only attraction kat perlis nih pun kan..so around 12pm,kami pun b'tolak la...aku nih tak reti jalan so mmg dah sound kat depa siap2..if sesat,jgn marah la naa...so, on the way,sembang2,pompang bnyk la bdk2 nih..dah lama tak jumpa kan...cmni la jdnya...

on the way,tba2 t'nmpk sign board p gua kelam..asked them depa nak pi tak..c ros dah b'ia nak pi..tapi c azrin plak dah uat gabra takut smthng would happend there...after convincing her that there's nothing kat gua tu,kami pun decide la nak pi..dgn confidentnya aku pun drive la...konon2 nak ikt sign board..alih2 mai kat satu part nih,tak dak plak sign board pi gua kelam..aih sesat la plak...

slmt la adanya c azrin..dia ni rajin tnya cket..so we stopped at this gerai buah..dah alang2 tuh,c azrin beli la buah skali..bnyk gak minah nih beli buah..pastuh tnya la kat pakcik@abg(im not so sure myself) yg juai buah tu for the direction..after giving the directions,c azrin masuk la kreta..masuk2 aja, dia kata kat ros,'abg juai buah tu srh kim slm kat orng blkng' which is ros laa...
aih mamat nih smpt lagi m'usha c ros yg kat dlm keta..tu la ros..snyum lagi kat mamat tuh..kan dah d'krim slm..hahaha

to cut the story short, kami smpi la kat gua kelam tuh..the fee is only rm1 per person..which is cheap la..yg nak t'gelaknya, minah2 nih punya la jakun tgk gua..mcm org gua kluar tgk town,mcm tuh la depa ni jakun tgk gua..slmt aku dah penah pi so tak la jakun sgt..hehe

best gak la jln kat ctu..bkn slalu nak msk gua kan..siap posing2 lg dlm tuh..tp gmbr nnti la aku upload..ada kat azrin..stlh b'jy mengharungi gua kelam tuh,lepak dlu kat ctu smbl mkn buah c azrin beli..mcm best la kan..smbl menikmati permandangan and ketemu ngan biawak yg berkeliaran di situ..aku yg nek geli..huhu..

abih makan, went back through the cave, dak2 tuh jakun lagi skali,then smpi kat keta,smbg perjlnn pi pdg besar..part pdg bsr tuh,nnti la aku creta len..pnjg sgt la plak..

by the way,during this xtvt,i wore baju kurung spnjg p'jlnn...which was not very helpful..bj tuh tak kesah sgt tp my foot hurt a lot la..bnyk jln smpi melecet maa..
moral of the story,pakai lah pakaian yg b'sesuaian dgn tema anda!!till then,bubye...

kagumnya saya...

smlm my opismate (kak su) ajak pi tgk debate n debat finale...mula2 tuh mcm maleh ja sbb bnyk lagi paper yg kn tnd tp,this is final babe...so apa lgi,ku tngglkn kerja ku yg b'lambak tuh,g la tgk debate...

secara jujurnya,aku nih dah lama tak tgk debate ka debat ka so agak blank la ms pi tu..don't know what to expect..1st round,bdk2 debate dlu yg compete..topik dia, smthing to do with obese children..the final round was between uitm shah alam n uitm shah alam.. mula2 tgk dak2 tuh,awat la selekeh sgt nih???maunya tak..ada yg pakai t'shirt ja nek pnts..
tapi dat's another story to tell la...

so 1st round start..da 1st speaker from krjn was a girl named aina..she did well but unfortunately she was ttoooo fast...aku yg dok dgr nih pun tak dpt nak tngkp apa yg dia dok ckp..kr mcm tak amek nafas lngsg la..aku yg tgk pun jd penat..pastuh smbg2 la kshnya...the pembangkang pun ok gak la...

tp yg buat aku t'kagum was vocab bdk2 nih..mak aih,seriou aku..even the other lecturers were saying that some of them manage to use great vocab..and how they present them is another thing..dah la gabra pastuh kena ckp cpt sbb ada time limit..pastuh kena think fast to bls balik..aiyoo if i have to do this, kompem kena heart attack..tp msti bdk2 nih bnyk experiances..if tak takkan msk final kan..

pastuh smbg plak ngan debat bm..nih pun best gak..it was between mmu(krjn) and uitm shah alam (p'bngkng)..fun n exciting...bdk2 nih dlm dok b'hujah tu smpt lg kutuk each other n uat lawak..debat nih lg best sbb ada yg mencelah2..debate b4 tu tak dak yg celah..mmg respek la bdk2 nih..how fast they reacted to the questions from others..mmg m'buatkan aku t'nganga skektika..tp sat aja la..but i think the topik was a bit bias..'smua negara patut di beri kebenaran m'gnkn kuasa nuklear'

logiknya,kompem p'bngkng bleh mng...tpi krjn pny points pun agak logik akal..meaning the way they presented the points was very2 convincing..

malangnya,aku kena cabut awai smlm..so aku tak tau sapa yg menang..sdh tak??anyway,dgn ini,aku nak bgtau,aku respek kat bdk2 debat when there are on stage la sbb ada gak perangai bdk2 nih yg aku x b'kenan..normal la kan..kuang3...